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fisherwife: (Are we just not gonna talk about) (Default)
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  • Are we just not gonna talk about
Comment: how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?
fisherwife: (the cops are being surprisingly chill)
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  • the cops are being surprisingly chill
Comment: about him hanging from a tree with no pants.
fisherwife: (I'm not saying I'm drunk)
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  • I'm not saying I'm drunk
Comment: but I'm drunk
fisherwife: (There's a random table in the kitchen)
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  • There's a random table in the kitchen
Comment: and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
fisherwife: (OMG I accidentally abducted a cat.)
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  • OMG I accidentally abducted a cat.
Comment: Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
fisherwife: (Don't drag this out.)
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  • Don't drag this out.
Comment: All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
fisherwife: (We couldnt find you anywhere)
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  • We couldnt find you anywhere
Comment: and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
fisherwife: (I found your birth control)
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  • I found your birth control
Comment: it was in your Crown Royal bag.
fisherwife: (i dont believe you. i want proof.)
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  • i dont believe you. i want proof.
Comment: if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
fisherwife: (On a scale of 1-10)
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  • On a scale of 1-10
Comment: I’m at biblical violence
fisherwife: (if you go to jail tonight)
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  • if you go to jail tonight
Comment: call me. i wanna get out of work
fisherwife: (I have no regard for my liver)
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  • I have no regard for my liver
Comment: you should know this
fisherwife: (We need to feng shui this bitch.)
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  • We need to feng shui this bitch.
fisherwife: (He started planning our future midhookup)
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  • He started planning our future midhookup
Comment: you tell me how my night was
fisherwife: it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn (If my vagina was a person)
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  • If my vagina was a person
Description: it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn